Wine Decorum
This was a wine night. Sold 3 bottles. While it DOES stack up the bill and help my tip, I realy don't like serivng wine. I think there is entirely too much pomp and decorum involved in the process.
I especially think its funny when the host actually sniffs the cork and nods his head thoughtfully. Usuually, I converse a bit at my tables, but when I'm forced to serve wine, I have to feep a stoneface just to avoid laughing my ass off.
If aliens came to our planet to film a National Geographic special on the crude rituals of the Homo Sapien, I think that they'll find that wine "culture" will be one of their most popular, and perplexing, episodes.
posted by Chris W. @ 10:48 PM
